It was never a pre-requisite of employment at Lawson Photographic that applicants should be genetic
mutations or criminally eccentric. It just happened that way. Or perhaps everyone was "normal" when
they started there and the photographic chemicals caused some kind of mental instability. I suppose it
would have been safer not to drink them.
Lawsons on Christmas eve
What's more important, work or tea?
I'll do some work in a minute
Work? No way
Emma, Judy and Katie. Why does no one want to have their picture taken?
Sometimes the only way to stop Cyril swearing was to sellotape his mouth shut